Where Have I Been!? On Fb, IG, & Twitter! ;)

I haven't blogged on here in quite some time, but that's because I've been blogging on my Official Facebook page!  I blog on Instagram too!  And I guess you could say I microblog on Twitter!  lol  Don't count this here blog spot out though, cause I'll be updating soon!!!  In the meantime, head over to Fb & see what I've been doing there!  Really cool posts, pictures, & discussions!  I love interacting on my page.  Visit me now & say hey!  :D   www.Facebook.com/JaeTracie

After you Like my Fb, don't forget to find me @JaeTracie on IG & Twitter too!  Peace & many blessings! #ShareTheHappy! :D


NEVER LEAVE A BABY WITH SPAGHETTIOs! GOTYE PARODY

The most popular song of 2012 was not only on the radio all day, everyday, it was also being sung by my children ALL DAY, EVERYDAY!  I decided we should make our own NEW FUNNY VERSION.  Crack up with us!  Enjoy, laugh, SHARE!



Here's a moment of them singing the original song - or, at least trying to! Hilarious!


Can't get enough of the hilarious cuteness!?  Prepare yourself for the cutest thing you've ever seen!  Watch this vlog of 2 toddlers!  AHAHAHA!!!

STUFF NEW MOMS SAY

The internet has lit up with videos making fun of "Stuff People Say."  Well, I censored it, actually it's "$#*! So-and-So's Say".  The first popular video was "$#*! Girls Say", and since then folks have been creating their own funny parodies.  As a new mom, I had to get in on the fun.  Here's my hilarious "Stuff NEW MOMS Say" video - complete with such phrases as, "I'm so tired," "Don't touch that!" "Sorry I'm late," "Why do these diapers keep leaking?" "My hemorrhoids are acting up," and much more!  :D


Don't Cha Hate It When... !?



Some YOUTUBE comments:

You are one of my favorite ppl to watch on youtube! Ya jokes just make me laugh! and im known for having a poker face unless its comedy or a funny moment! lol, keep it up! You just make good videos! 
Dont cha hate when people wait alllllll the way until the last week of the year to decide they want to achieve something.

Dont cha hate it when you bathe, lotion, put a new diaper on and clothe the baby and then right as you are done they either spit up all over everything or poop. Ughhhh! Im like... why did you wait until I finished before you decided to spitup/poop! :)
LOL, so true. Don't cha hate it when you serve yourself some cereal to find out there was no milk in the 1st place? so you pour the cereal back in the bag. Don't cha also hate it when there's 3 good thing on TV and you can't do nothing but flip the channel almost all the time? or when ppl cannot shut up when you trying to listen to the news?!
Ha...I so agree with you. Don't you hate when you are in a GREAT conversation with someone and you go to tell them something and you can't remember it. But when everything has died and settled down or you go home and you remember what you had to tell them and it seems weird to tell them cause the convo is over.
AHAHAHAHA!! I do that ALL THE TIME when I feel like my hair is a bug. Hilaaaarious. - LOL @ the lying people part. - It irritates me so bad when someone calls and I call 'em right back and they don't answer. AHHHH!! - LMBOOOOO at the bathroom story YEESSS!! UGH!! - I hate it when I'm having a mini dramatic crisis & NOBODY picks up their phone. Then everybody calls me back when the crisis is over. - I hate it when people ask questions that have already been answered. I will yell at someone lol!
OMG, LMBO, ROFL....Don't you hate it when people over use Txt Talk!! this video was too funny!
i hate it when a visitor asks me if work here(at my job) when im wearing the company shirt..like hello can you not read

Jae Tracie's RANDOM THOUGHTS!



*Why are babies' heads so big!?
*Why do people say babies sleep peacefully when they don't!? I'm constantly waking up in the middle of the night to do something for the little critter...
*Who the heck wrote the lullaby "Rock-A-Bye Baby"!?  What kind of person was this!?  Who goes around putting babies in trees!!!!????



*Yes, I breastfeed in public! Anywhere and everywhere - it's my right! And it's necessary cause it hurts when my boobs fill up!  Baby's gonna eat whether she's hungry or not.
*Yes, breastfeeding is painful - in the beginning.  But after a while you get used to it.  Plus, it saves you a ton of cash!  Breast milk is cheaper than formula, even if you had a coupon.  
*Yes, I believe in breastfeeding as long as possible.  I breastfed my two-year-old until he was four.


RANDOM THOUGHTS ON RIDICULOUS SONG LYRICS...

*Rockabye Baby is not the only ridiculousness out there!  Yes it does rain in Southern California, liar!  What the heck is a "Ribbon in the Sky"!?  What kind of dummy would catch a grenade for me!?  How 'bout you help me duck and cover!?!
*Fellas, stop singing about how you're gonna love me all night long.  There are better things you can do with the time if you're gonna be up all night long.  Do something productive.  Get some chores done.  Balance the check book or sumthin'!
*What does giving me the moon have to do with how much you love me!?  I don't want the moon!  How are you gonna figure out how to get the moon down here for me before you figure out how to go to the grocery store without calling me to ask which brand of milk we should get?  I love my husband, he's not interested in bringing me the moon.  Milk is fine.



*What if THE MATRIX had been titled "One Pill, Two Pill, Red Pill, Blue Pill"?  Would you still have thought it was a good movie!?
*TITANIC should have been called "Dumb Old Lady Doesn't Care About Her Grandkids Inheritance". What on earth possessed her to toss that necklace into the ocean!?
*You know you wouldn't have ever gone to see JURASSIC PARK if they had titled it "Messin' Wit' Ancient DNA Causes Deaths".  There's no way.
*What if I titled this video "Get A Glimpse of This Pregnant Lady in Her Undies"?  How many times would you watch it just to try and pause it on the moment you can catch that glimpse??  Huh?  Hmm?  Now I went and got the idea in your head, didn't I?  lol  Don't waste your time.  I made sure you can't see anything special.  ;)

DEEP THOUGHTS with JAE TRACIE



Like Happiness, Love is also a CHOICE! Check out this video to see how to make your life-long relationships last!

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It I not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails!" 1 Corinthians 13:4-8





 "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." 
George Eliot
Watch this video to see how you can start living a more fulfilling and productive life today!  Remember happiness is not something you find, it's something you create!


Peace and many blessings!
*jae*

How To Deal With Bullies By NOT Dealing With Them


One time when I was just a kid, someone called me stupid and I told my dad about it.  His response to me was, “Well, are you?”  “No!”  “Okay then, why are you upset?  If they think you’re stupid and you aren’t, then they’re the one with a problem, not you.”  This taught me a couple life lessons; that people only make themselves look bad when they speak badly about others, that people are showing their weakness when they try and bring others down to join them in their miserable state, and most importantly, that if I’m secure in who I am, it doesn’t matter what others think of me.

Bullies are usually individuals in desperate need of attention, or just flat-out evil people with no regard for others, or people that are simply continuing a cycle of hurt and pain that someone else rolled over onto them.  Many aren’t bad people, they’re victims that have been abused or neglected and have felt a sense of crippling powerlessness.  Instead of maturing and using their pain as a springboard fueling their desire for success in life, they whither and allow the pain to hold them hostage.  In order to feel in control, they try and enact power over people they think will allow them to steer the reigns.  By poking at you, bullies try and get a reaction which shows they’ve successfully manipulated your emotions.  Regardless of your reaction, whether negative or positive, they’ve affected you in some way and that’s all they wanted.  Unless you’re a professional, it’s best to stay away from any and all negativity.  A bully has no power when they’re completely ignored.  There’s no need to get defensive if someone is talking nonsense.  Bullies don’t need help making themselves look bad.  There’s a  saying that goes something like: “A fool and a gentleman were arguing, but I couldn’t tell which was which.”  Stooping to their level to actually engage in a back and forth will only make you look as foolish and them.  Even a response of encouragement, “words of wisdom”, or something like, “I’ll pray for you,” isn’t usually helpful and will only incite the bully to poke harder to try and get you to fall off your high horse.  If you truly want to pray for someone, just pray for them!  Don’t let a bully have that false sense of empowerment by responding to their negativity, you’ll only be feeding the beast.

True power comes from inside of you and has nothing to do with how people feel about you, or whether or not people respond to you.  Don’t place your happiness in the laps of other people.  It comes from feeling good about yourself which is a feeling you’ll have when you decide to treat others with love and respect.  You get what you give, and if you give good things, you’ll get good things back.  And when you put negativity out in the world, you end up destroying yourself.

Even if bullying gets to the point of violence, my advice is still the same – avoid it at all costs!  When I was learning Kung Fu, my Sifu not only taught us self-defense, he also taught us if you can run, RUN!  There’s just too much that can go wrong.  The human body is very fragile and all it takes is a hit or kick in the wrong spot, a push that causes someone to fall and hit their head…You don’t want to be responsible for someone’s accidental death!  That would haunt you for the rest of your life!  Or what about people that just can’t lose?  What if you hurt someone just trying to defend yourself and they come back the next day with a bunch of friends, or a knife, or a gun!?  When you can run, RUN!  Report violent people and avoid their path.

Stay away from people who want to tear you down in any way.  Bullies and non-bullies alike all need to know - you are loved!  There are people in this world who truly care about you, who want to help you, who want to see you happy.  It’s up to you to accept help.  Too many kids don’t realize how much their parents care for them, just reach out!  And if your parents are the problem, seek help elsewhere, but know that there is help all around.

Hopefully every bully will grow up one day and realize they’ve been broken and need some rebuilding.  Hopefully they will take the time to find healing.  Until that day, it’s up to you to stay confident in yourself, the person you are, or are trying to be.  Always remember what Eleanor Roosevelt said, “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” Peace and many blessings to all!

*jae*